Here's a few cute ones for you.  Maybe you've already seen these.  But if
not...




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> > A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's
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> > name?"
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> > One child answered, "Mary."
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> > The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?"
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> > A little kid said, "Verge."
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> > Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?"
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> > The kid said, "Well, you know they are always talking about Verge n'
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> > Mary.
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> >                                  ***********
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> >                                KIDS IN CHURCH
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> >                              3-year-old, Reese:
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> >                         "Our Father, Who does art in
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> >                          heaven, Harold is His name.
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> >                                    Amen."
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> >                      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> >                      A little boy was overheard praying:
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> >        "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
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> >                    I'm having a real good time like I am."
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> >                        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> >           A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments.
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> >                   They were ready to discuss the last one.
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> >            The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was.
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> >                Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted,
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> >           "Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife."
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> >                      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> >            After the christening of his baby brother in church,
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> >          Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
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> >               His father asked him three times what was wrong.
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> >                           Finally, the boy replied,
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> >               "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a
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> >             Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."
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> >                         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> > I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's
Prayer
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> >                       for several evenings at bedtime,
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> >             she would repeat after me the lines from the prayer.
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> >                       Finally, she decided to go solo.
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> >               I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated
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> >                 each word right up to the end of the prayer:
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> >                  "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed,
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> >                         "but deliver us some E-mail.
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> >                            ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> >                    One particular four-year-old prayed,
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> >                       "And forgive us our trash baskets
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> >              as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
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> >                      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> >    A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they were on the way
to
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> >                                church service,
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> >               "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
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> >                        One bright little girl replied,
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> >                             "Because people are
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> >                                  sleeping."
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> >                      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> > Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting
> > together
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> >                                  in church.
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> >                   Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud.
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> >                    Finally, his big sister had had enough.
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> >               "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."
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> >                  "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.
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> >               Angie pointed to the back of the church and said,
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> >                   "See those two men standing by the door?
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> >                               They're hushers."
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> >                          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >        A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5 and Ryan
3.
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> >         The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
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> >             Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
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> >                  "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
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> >             'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'"
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> >      Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
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> >                     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> >                     A father was at the beach with his children
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> >                   when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
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> >                  grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
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> >                     where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
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> >                 "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
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> >                  "He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
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> >                      The boy thought a moment and then said,
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> >                        "Did God throw him back down?"
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> >                      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >         A wife invited some people to dinner.  At the table, she turned
to
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> > their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
> > blessing?"
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> >                 "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
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> >              "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
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> >      The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I
> > invite
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> >                         all these people to dinner?"
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