Go for it Pat.  LOL!  But do remember you know us.  All of us.  LOL!

Vicki
----- Original Message -----
From: "Pat Ferguson" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Sunday, October 23, 2005 3:41 PM
Subject: Re: [ECHURCH-USA] Echurch Offerings


> Oh Phil, you are a real hoot! lol.
>
> You got both Michael Micallef and I laughing. lol.
>
> Now, if I believe anything you said, <grin> you will believe that I am
> going to win the lottery on Wednesday when I play the power ball with just
> one ticket. lol.
>
> Lovings,
> Pat Ferguson
> At 10:12 PM 10/22/2005, you wrote:
> >Say, I have finally figured out how to make money off of people on the
> >internet.  I opened up a Pay Pal account.  Ain't that wonderful?  I can
put
> >a link at the bottom of each email I write, and I plan on writing a ton
of
> >them each day, and you can click on that link every time you read a
message
> >of mine, and make a sizable, generous, bigger than life donation directly
to
> >me.  Built in offerings.  Cool, hey?  I new you would like it.  Remember,
> >you can't out give God.  If you believe that one, I'll tell you next
about
> >when the rapture is going to happen and all about global warming, the
Easter
> >bunny, and Santa Claus.  So, stay tuned, have your credit card handy, or
in
> >case you don't have a plastic card, or all of your cards are maxed out,
Pay
> >Pal also takes electronic check bank transfers.  Thought you'd get by me
by
> >lying about not having a credit card, didn't you?  Say, this thing about
> >marketing the church has potential, I do believe.  Echurch can start with
10
> >percent and then, as I preach new messages on giving, we will squeeze the
> >percentage up little by little until we reach a comfortable amount.
> >Comfortable for me, maybe not for you, but if you are going to be a
> >Christian, a mighty good Christian, surely you know you have to give more
> >than 10 percent.  Maybe I'll start at 5 percent and work my way up to
ten.
> >That sounds easier.  Don't give me this argument that you are already
giving
> >to your own church.  Oh, no, that won't fly here.  So you say you are
going
> >to log off of echurch?  Fine.  I have your email address and I'll keep
> >sending you private emails every day to remind you that God is watching
your
> >checkbook.  So you pray about it.  Well, forget that.  You don't need to
> >pray about something you already know is commanded by God.  Don't you go
> >talking against the servant of the Lord.  You know what happened to 42
kids
> >that made fun of old bald headed Elishah, don't you?  Bears in the woods
and
> >all.  Don't fool around, now.  Be faithful.  God loves a cheerful giver.
> >Don't make me preach on your bad attitude either.  I hate doing that
because
> >I love you so much but sometimes it has to be done for your own good.  By
> >the way, Pay Pal can set up weekly, or monthly, automatic donations so
> >you'll never forget to submit your substantial financial gift to
> >echurch-USA.  god bless you for your dedication and faithfulness.  I'll
be
> >praying for you, that you do the right thing, that is.  Don't let me down
> >now, excuse me, I mean, don't let God down now with your financial giving
to
> >echurch.  I hope nobody takes this seriously but you never know.
> >
> >Phil.
> >
> >
> >Victory Isn't Something You Have; It Is What You Are.
> >www.SafePlaceFellowship.com
>