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I like that one. The list was getting a little serious for a while. It is
always a good thing to lighten up a little.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Vicki and The Rors" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Thursday, July 21, 2005 8:34 PM
Subject: A little lightness
> One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some
> extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little
> extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be
> able to pick out three hymns.
> After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and
> noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering. He was so
> excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and
> said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in
> the plate. A very quiet, elderly and saintly lady all the way in the
> back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front.
> Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was
> that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three
> hymns.
> Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the
> three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him
> and him."
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