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----- Original Message -----
From: "Ardie Lush" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Friday, May 13, 2005 4:01 PM
Subject: [Staff] Short Story
>
>        A first-year university class was instructed to write a short
> story in as few words as possible.
>        They were told that the story must contain the following three
> components:
>
>          (1) Religion
>          (2) Sexuality
>          (3) Mystery
>
>        There was only one A+ paper in the entire class.   This is the
> A+ story:
>
>        My God!  I'm pregnant.  I wonder who did it?
>
>
> Ardie Lush, Regional Secretary
> 100 Mile House Centre
> THOMPSON RIVERS UNIVERSITY
>
> Phone:  (250) 395-3115
> Fax:  (250) 395-2894
> Email:  [log in to unmask]
>

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