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i like it.
--- "Kendall D. Corbett" <[log in to unmask]>
wrote:
> On the edge for the list, but thought it'd be
> OK....
>
>
>
> Subject: Senior at the Mall
>
> DAD AT THE MALL.
>
> I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some
> new shoes. We
>
> decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed
> he was watching a
>
> teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had
> spiked hair in all
>
> different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My
> dad kept staring at
>
> him. The teenager would look and find him staring
> every time. When the
>
> teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's
> the matter old man,
>
> never done anything wild in your life?"
>
> Knowing my Dad, I quickly
>
> swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his
> response; knowing he
>
> would have a good one. And in classic style he did
> not bat an eye in his
>
> response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a
> peacock. I was just
>
> wondering if you were my son."
> --
> Kendall
>
> An unreasonable man (but my wife says that's
> redundant!)
>
> The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the
> unreasonable one
> persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
> Therefore, all progress
> depends on the unreasonable man.
>
> -George Bernard Shaw 1856-1950
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