Did you hear about the man in Paris who almost got
 away with stealing
 several paintings from the Louvre?   After planning
 the crime, getting in
 and out past security, he was captured only two
 blocks away when his van ran
 out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such
 a crime and then make
 such an obvious error, he said "Monsieur, I had no
 Monet to buy Degas and
 make the Van

Gogh"....................................................................
 and you thought I lacked De Gaulle to send you a
story like this!








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