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Thanks Rhonda. Some good ones.
Vicki
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From: "Rhonda" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Monday, June 27, 2005 8:44 AM
Subject: [ECHURCH-USA] funny thoughts from first-graders
> Some chuckles for you today!!
> A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class
and
> she
> presented each child in her class the first half of a
well-known
> proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the
> proverb.
> It's hard to believe these were actually done by first
graders.
> Their insight may surprise you! While reading these, keep in
> mind
> that these are first graders ญญญ- 6-year-olds - because the
last
> one is
> classic!
> 1. Don't change horses.........................until they stop
> running.
> 2. Strike while the.......................................bug
is
> close.
> 3. It's always darkest before......................Daylight
> Saving Time.
> 4. Never underestimate the power
> of............................termites.
> 5. You can lead a horse to water
> but................................how?
> 6. Don't bite the hand
> that.................................looks dirty.
> 7. No news
> is................................................impossible.
> 8. A miss is as good as
> a............................................Mr.
> 9. You can't teach an old dog
> new.................................math.
> 10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll...............stink in
the
> morning.
> 11. Love all,
> trust..................................................me.
> 12. The pen is mightier than
> the...................................pigs.
> 13. An idle mind is...............................the best way
> to relax.
> 14. Where there's smoke
> there's...............................pollution.
> 15. Happy the bride who...........................gets all the
> presents.
> 16. A penny saved
> is...........................................not much.
> 17. Two's company, three's................................the
> Musketeers.
> 18. Don't put off till tomorrow what.............you put on to
> go to bed.
> 19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry
> and...........you have
> to blow your nose.
> 20. There are none so blind
as............................Stevie
> Wonder.
> 21. Children should be seen and not..................spanked
or
> grounded.
> 22. If at first you don't succeed......................get new
> batteries.
> 23. You get out of something only what you..........see in the
> picture on
> the box.
> 24. When the blind lead the blind.....................get out
of
> the way.
> The WINNER and last one!
> 25. Better late
> than............................................pregnant.
>
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