Satirical piece on the elections.
Kendall
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*Subject:* BREAKING: Politicians Sweep Midterm Elections
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*Politicians Sweep Midterm
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WASHINGTON, DC—Landslide victories for politicians in all 50 states indicate
that voters still tend to elect politicians over non-politicians.
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*TUESDAY 11/07/06*
*In Brief*
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