Ned and Brad, good ones!  Too funny!

Vicki

----- Original Message -----
From: "Brad D" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Monday, February 21, 2005 6:40 PM
Subject: Re: [ECHURCH-USA] A light moment


> Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha.
> I love that one. Kind of like the guy who asks:
>
> Man: God?
>
> god: Yes.
>
> Man: Is it true that one second of yours is like a million years here?
>
> God: Yes that's true.
>
> Man: Is it then similar with money? I mean would one penny be like a
> million dollares here?
>
> God: Yes that is true too.
>
> Man: Great. Can I have a penny?
>
> god: Oh sure.   Just hang on a second.
>
> Brad
>
> At 12:11 PM 2/21/2005, you wrote:
> >Hi echurch family,
> >Someone sent this one to me and I though you all would get a bit of
chuckle
> >out of it.  I do hope that it is not offensive to anyone on list.  I
don't
> >think it will be.
> >
> >Ned
> >
> >
> >Last Night
> >===========
> >A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed
at
> >home.
> >He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed, "Dear Lord, I go
to
> >work
> >every day and put in eight hours while my wife merely stays at home.
> >I want her to know what I go through, so please create a trade in our
> >bodies."
> >God, in His infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
> >The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
> >He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their
> >school
> >clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school,
> >came home
> >and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at
the
> >bank to
> >draw out money to pay the power bill and telephone bill, drove to the
power
> >company
> >and the phone company and paid the bills, went grocery shopping, came
home
> >and put
> >away the groceries.  He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
> >Then it was already 1:00 p.m. and he hurried to make the beds, do the
> >laundry, vacuum,
> >dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.  He ran to the school to pick
up
> >the kids
> >and got into an argument with them on the way home.  He set out cookies
and
> >milk
> >and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing
> >board and
> >watched TV while he did the ironing.
> >At 4:30 PM he began peeling potatoes and washed greens for salads,
breaded
> >the chops
> >and snapped fresh beans for supper.
> >After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry,
> >bathed
> >the kids, and put them to bed.  At 9:00 PM he was exhausted and though
his
> >chores
> >weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love,
which
> >he managed
> >to get through without complaint.
> >The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, "
> >Lord, I don't
> >know what I was thinking.  I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to
> >stay home
> >all day.
> >Please, O Lord please, let us trade back."
> >The Lord, in His infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have
learned
> >your
> >lesson, and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
> >You'll have to wait 9 months, though.
> >You got pregnant last night!!!"
>