Okay Ned, Now that I am totally depressed about my future...GRIN!  Kathy\




\\\At 07:57 PM 1/16/2005, you wrote:
>If the Lord allows the world to stand that long, this is what the United
>States might be like.
>
>
>----- Original Message -----
>From: "Ned Benton" <[log in to unmask]>
>To: "Ned Benton" <[log in to unmask]>
>Sent: Sunday, January 16, 2005 7:53 PM
>Subject: Headlines From the Year 2029
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> > Headlines from the year 2029
> > Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest
> > country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California.  White
> > minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third
> > language.
> > Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and
>livestock.
> > Baby conceived naturally     scientists stumped.
> > Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
> > Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the
> > Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).
> > Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more
> > years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
> > France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
> > Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally,
> > but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
> > George Z.  Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
> > Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces
>mail
> > delivery to Wednesdays only.
> > 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
> > Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
> > Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed,
> > they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. (hey!  I just sent
>it.
> > I didn't write it!)
> > Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
> > Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
> > Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
> > New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
>swatters
> > and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
> > Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political
> > contributions to campaign accounts.
> > Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.
> > IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
> > Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines
> >
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> >