Today's kids are asking some tough questions...

1.  Dear God,
> please put another holiday
> between Christmas and Easter.
> There is nothing good in there now.
> Amanda
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> 2.  Dear God,
> Thank you for the baby brother
> but what I asked for was a puppy.
> I never asked for anything before.
> You can look it up.
> Joyce
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> 3.  Dear Mr.
> God, I wish you would not make it so easy
> for people to come apart
> I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.
> Janet
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> 4.  God,
> I read the bible.
> What does beget mean?
> Nobody will tell me.
> Love Alison
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> 5.  Dear God,
> how did you know you were God?
> Who told you?
> Charlene
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> 6.  Dear God,
> is it true my father
> won't get in Heaven
> if he uses his golf words in the house?
> Anita
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> 7.  Dear God,
> I bet it's very hard for you
> to love all of everybody in the whole world.
> There are only 4 people in our family
> and I can never do it.
> Nancy
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> 8.  Dear God,
> I like the story about Noah
> the best of all of them.
> You really made up some good ones.
> I like walking on water, too.
> Glenn
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> 9.  Dear God,
> my Grandpa says you were around
> when he was a little boy.
> How far back do you go?
> Love, Dennis
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> 10.  Dear God,
> do you draw the lines around the countries?
> If you don't, who does?
> Nathan
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> 11.  Dear God,
> did you mean for giraffes
> to look like that or was it an accident?
> Norma
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> 12.  Dear God,
> in bible times,
> did they really talk that fancy?
> Jennifer
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> 13.  Dear God,
> how come you did all those miracles
> in the old days and don't do any now?
> Billy
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> 14.  Dear God,
> please send Dennis Clark
> to a different summer camp this year.
> Peter
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> 15.  Dear God,
> maybe Cain and Abel
> would not kill each other so much
> if they each had their own rooms.
> It works out OK with me and my brother.
> Larry
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> 16.  Dear God,
> I keep waiting for spring,
> but it never did come yet.
> What's up?  Don't forget.
> Mark
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> 17.  Dear God,
> my brother told me about
> how you are born
> but it just doesn't sound right.
> What do you say?
> Marsha
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> 18.  Dear God,
> if you watch in Church on Sunday
> I will show you my new shoes.
> Barbara
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> 19.  Dear God,
> is Reverend Coe a friend of yours,
> or do you just know him through the business?
> Donny
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> 20.  Dear God,
> I do not think anybody
> could be a better God than you.
> Well, I just want you to know that.
> I am not just saying that because
> you are already God.
> Charles
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> 21.  Dear God,
> it is great the way you always
> get the stars " in the right place.
> Why can't you do that with the moon?
> Jeff
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> 22.  Dear God,
> I am doing the best I can.
> Really !!!!
> Frank
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> And, saving the best for last .  .
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> 23.  Dear God,
> I didn't think orange went with purple
> until I saw the sunset
> you made on Tuesday night.
> That was really cool.
> Thomas