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Pat Ferguson <[log in to unmask]>
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Fri, 29 Apr 2005 18:46:43 -0500
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Phil,

Isn't God amazing? Praise God!

Love and Blessings,
Pat Ferguson



At 11:20 PM 4/28/05, you wrote:
>      My youngest sister, she is four years younger than I am,
>called me today to tell me a very unusual story.
>
>      Our oldest sister, Saundra, is a Christian school teacher
>and has been for about 35 years or more.  She currently runs a one
>room school out of her home with about 15 students.
>
>      Saundra, as many of you have heard on echurch before, has a
>problem.  She loses, or perhaps a better way of stating it is that
>she misplaces, her false teeth.  She does this all the time.  We
>have conducted many emergency prayer meetings for my sister over
>the years due to her misplacement of her teeth.
>
>      So, Ruth, my youngest sister, goes over this week one day to
>volunteer, as she does a couple of times a week, in the school.
>It is just a few minutes before children are to begin arriving.
>Saundra is crying.  Ruth quickly learns that our oldest sister has
>once again lost her teeth.  Jere, my brother in law, was awakened
>by my sister at 4 o'clock that morning, hysterical about the loss
>of her teeth.  So, poor Jere, has been hunting with her all over
>the house since early morning for the teeth.  It is now 8 o'clock
>and children are walking in the door.  My sister Saundra is now in
>a panic.  Ruth pushes her, almost, into the classroom to begin the
>pledges to the American flag and the Christian flag and the pledge
>to the Bible.  Ruth runs back and begins looking for the teeth.
>As she is frantically hunting, she prays, "Oh, Lord.  Just let
>them drop from the sky and put them where we can find them."
>
>      Unable to locate the lost teeth, Ruth turns and begins
>walking down the hall toward the remodeled garage which now serves
>as a one room school house.  As she walks by their spare bedroom,
>she glances in.  In the middle of the floor, with nothing around
>it in every direction, lay Saundra's teeth.  Ruth snatches them
>up, stuffs them into her back pocket, and runs out to the
>classroom where she surreptitiously gives them to my sister.  The
>day is saved.
>
>      Later, my brother in law reported that there was no way
>those teeth were in the spare bedroom because he personally, the
>night before, ran the vacuum sweeper in that room and he would
>have seen them, of course, so guess who put my sister's teeth
>where they could be found?  Oh, by the way, my sister would never
>lay her false teeth in the middle of any room.  You wouldn't
>believe some of the places they have been found over the years
>either.
>
>Phil.
>
>Phil C Sharp
>The Coil Of The snake
>A Free Online E-Novel
>www.SafePlaceFellowship.com

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