Say, fellows?  Don't make the mistake of giving your wife, or girl friend,
her present before Christmas.  I did that once because Sandy kept bugging me
so I gave it to her a couple of days early.  She got mad.  So I never made
that mistake again.  As for me, just go right ahead and mail all my
Christmas gifts to me now and I'll open them and report to the list one by
one what you all got me.  Thank you in advance.

Phil.