That's pretty cute.

Amy
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From: Vicki and The Rors <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Friday, December 31, 2004 8:01 AM
Subject: Kids Say!


> These are cute.  Something light for New Year's Eve.
>
> Subject: Theology, kid style
> 1. Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter.
> There is nothing good in there now. Amanda
> 2. Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was
> a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
> Joyce
> 3. Dear Mr. God, I wish you would not make it so easy for people to
> come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot. Janet
> 4. God, I read the bible. What does beget mean? Nobody will tell me.
> Love, Alison
> 5. Dear God, how did you know you were God? Who told you? Charlene
> 6. Dear God, is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his
> golf words in the house? Anita
> 7. Dear God, I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody in
> the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can
> never do it. Nancy
> 8. Dear God, I like the story about Noah the est of all of them. You
> really made up some good ones. I like walking on water, too. Glenn
> 9. Dear God, my Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy.
> How far back do you go? Love, Dennis
> 10. Dear God, do you draw the lines around the countries? If you
> don't, who does? Nathan
> 11. Dear God, did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it
> an accident? Norma
> 12. Dear God, in bible times, did they really talk that fancy? Jennifer
> 13. Dear God, how come you did all those miracles in the old days and
> don't do any now? Billy
> 14. Dear God, please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp
> this year. Peter
> 15. Dear God, maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much
> if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my
> brother.
> Larry
> 16. Dear God, I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet.
> What's up? Don't forget. Mark
> 17. Dear God, my brother told me about how you are born but it just
> doesn't sound right. What do you say? Marsha
> 18. Dear God, if you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new
> shoes. Barbara
> 19. Dear God, is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know
> him through the business? Donny
> 20. Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God than you.
> Well, I just want you to know that. I am not just saying that because
> you are already God. Charles
> 21. Dear God, it is great the way you always get the stars in the
> right place. Why can't you do that with the moon? Jeff
> 22. Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Really. Frank
> And, saving the best for last.
> 23. Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the
> sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really cool. Thomas