Here's a few cute ones for you. Maybe you've already seen these. But if
not...
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> > A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's
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> > name?"
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> > One child answered, "Mary."
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> > The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?"
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> > A little kid said, "Verge."
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> > Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?"
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> > The kid said, "Well, you know they are always talking about Verge n'
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> > Mary.
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> > ***********
> >
> > KIDS IN CHURCH
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> > 3-year-old, Reese:
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> > "Our Father, Who does art in
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> > heaven, Harold is His name.
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> > Amen."
> >
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> > A little boy was overheard praying:
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> > "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
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> > I'm having a real good time like I am."
> >
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> > A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments.
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> > They were ready to discuss the last one.
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> > The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was.
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> > Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted,
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> > "Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife."
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> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> > After the christening of his baby brother in church,
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> > Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
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> > His father asked him three times what was wrong.
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> > Finally, the boy replied,
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> > "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a
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> > Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."
> >
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> > I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's
Prayer
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> > for several evenings at bedtime,
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> > she would repeat after me the lines from the prayer.
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> > Finally, she decided to go solo.
> >
> > I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated
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> > each word right up to the end of the prayer:
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> > "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed,
> >
> > "but deliver us some E-mail.
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> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> > One particular four-year-old prayed,
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> > "And forgive us our trash baskets
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> > as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
> >
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> > A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they were on the way
to
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> > church service,
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> > "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
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> > One bright little girl replied,
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> > "Because people are
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> > sleeping."
> >
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> > Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting
> > together
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> > in church.
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> > Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud.
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> > Finally, his big sister had had enough.
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> > "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."
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> > "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.
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> > Angie pointed to the back of the church and said,
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> > "See those two men standing by the door?
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> > They're hushers."
> >
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> > A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5 and Ryan
3.
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> > The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
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> > Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
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> > "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
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> > 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'"
> >
> > Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
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> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> > A father was at the beach with his children
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> > when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
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> > grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
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> > where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
> >
> > "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
> >
> > "He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
> >
> > The boy thought a moment and then said,
> >
> > "Did God throw him back down?"
> >
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> > A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned
to
> >
> > their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
> > blessing?"
> >
> > "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
> >
> > "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
> >
> > The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I
> > invite
> >
> > all these people to dinner?"
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