>The following quotes were taken from actual medical records as dictated
>by physicians...
>
>Original Author:  SALMBURG @ UMICH ; 05/22/97 09:12am
>
>By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was
>feeling better.
>
>Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
>
>She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was
very hot in bed last night.
>
>The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983.
>
>Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing.
>
>The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be
>depressed.
>
>
>The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will get Dr. Blank
>to dispose of him.
>
>Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but
>forgetful.
>
>Discharge status:  Alive but without permission.
>
>The patient refused an autopsy.
>
>The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.
>
>Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.
>
>The patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant
>with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
>
>The patient experienced sudden onset of severe shortness of breath >with a
picture of acute pulmonary edema at home while having sex
>which gradually deteriorated in the emergency room.
>
>The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
>
>The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane >ran
out of gas and crashed.
>
>Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I thought you would >like
to work her up.
>
>She is numb from her toes down.
>
>While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
>
>The skin was moist and dry.
>
>Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
>
>Coming from Detroit, this man has no children.
>
>Patient was alert and unresponsive.
>
>When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.




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        The more vitamin A in a person's diet, the more effective       insulin is in
controlling his/her blood sugar.

        Amer. J. of Clinical Nutrition 63:946 June 1996

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