Peggy,

Very cute.

Vicki

----- Original Message -----
From: "Peggy Kern" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Saturday, October 16, 2004 1:02 PM
Subject: Recall notice


> >
> >RECALL NOTICE
> >  The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured,
> > regardless of
> >make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary & central
component
> >of the
> >heart.  This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code
> >named Adam
> >and Eve, resulting in  the reproduction of the same defect
> >  in all subsequent units.  This defect has been technically termed,
> > "Sub-sequential
> >Internal Non-morality,"
> >or more commonly known as SIN, as it is primarily expressed.
> >Some other symptoms:
> >    [a] Loss of direction
> >     [b] Foul vocal emissions
> >     [c] Amnesia of origin
> >    [d] Lack of peace and joy
> >     [e] Selfish, or violent behavior
> >   [f] Depression or confusion in the mental component
> >    [g] Fearfulness
> >    [h] Idolatry
> >    [i] Rebellion
> >The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is
> >providing
> >factory authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN
> >defect.
> >The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously
> >offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these
repairs.
> >There
> >is no additional fee required.
> >The toll free number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
> >  Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE
> > procedure.
> >Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the
heart
> >component.
> >No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
> >   [a] Love
> >  [b] Joy
> >   [c] Peace
> >   [d] Patience
> >   [e] Kindness
> >   [f] Goodness
> >   [g] Faithfulness
> >   [h] Gentleness
> >   [i] Self-control
> >Please see the operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further details on the
> >use of these
> >fixes.
> >As an added upgrade, the Manufacturer has made available to all repaired
> >units a
> >facility enabling direct monitoring and assistance from a resident
> >Maintenance Technician,
> >the Holy Spirit.
> >Repaired units need only make Him welcome, and He will take up permanent
> >residence
> >on the premises!
> >WARNING:
> >Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids the
> >Manufacturer's
> >warranty,
> >exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will
> >result in
> >the
> >human unit being permanently impounded.
> >For free emergency service, call on JESUS.
> >DANGER:
> >The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to
be
> >scrapped
> >in the furnace.
> >The SIN defect will not be  permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent
> >contamination
> >of that  facility.
> >Thank you for your attention.
> >Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important
> >recall  notice.