>  Speaking of jokes.. haven't heard a good one in a while...
> >
> > Any takers?
> >
> > I'm ready for a good laugh!
> >
> > Love,
> >
> > Martha C.

This is one of my favorites. I think
it's the visual. :-)
Joyce Z.

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he
notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little
ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the
middle. The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the wagon
tied to a dog and cat.

The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look, "That sure is a
nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.

"Thanks," the girl says.

The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied
the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little
Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run
your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replied, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't
have a siren."