Vinny,

Am I missing something? <grin> lol.

Love,
Pat Ferguson



At 06:23 PM 4/5/04, you wrote:
>Hi Everyone,
>     Last night I went to a worship time featuring Chuck Gerard, (spelling
>mine)  who told us the folling joke, which I really enjoyed.
>
>     A rabbi wanted to send his son to see Israel at age 18, to get a better
>understanding of his heritage, culture, etc.
>After a year the son returned.
>When the son was asked, "How did you like it?"  He said, "Great dad but I
>have to tell you something.  While I was there, I met these Christians who
>told me about the Lord, and now I am one."
>The old rabbi wrung his hands and said, What am I going to do now"?  So he
>went to a second rabbi and told him what happened.
>The second rabbi said, I also had a son who I sent to israel.    when he
>came back after a year and I asked him, how he liked it, he said.  Great,
>Dad, but I have to tell you something.  I am now a Christian.
>So in great distress, the two Rabbi's went to this higher Rabbi in the town,
>who told them that the exact thing happened to his son.
>So now there are three distressed unhappy rabbi's, saying, Oy, what are we
>going to do about this.
>
>So they decided to go a whael and cry before the Lord and find an answer.
>As they were praying and crying, they heard a loud clap of thunder, and the
>Lord Himself appeared in the room before them. And in a deep resonant voice
>he said, I have to tell you something."
>
>Vinny