> Dear Tech Support:
>
> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
>
> and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall
>
> performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications,
> which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
>
> In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
>
> valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal
>
> Attention 6.5, then installed undesirable programs
>
> such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, and NBA 3.6.
>
> Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6
>
> simply crashes the system.
>
> I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
>
> to no avail.
>
> What can I do?
>
> Signed, Desperate
>
> ************************
>
> Dear Desperate:
>
> First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment
>
> Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
>
> Try to enter the command:
>
> C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME to download Tears 6.2, which
>
> should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that
>
> application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically
> run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
>
> But remember, overuse of the above Guilt 3.0
>
> application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy
>
> Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer..6.1. WARNING:
>
> Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create
>
> snoring Loudly.
>
> CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law
>
> 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are
>
> not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
>
> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
>
> does have limited memory and cannot learn new
>
> applications quickly. You might consider buying
>
> additional software to improve memory and performance.
>
> I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
>
> Good Luck, Tech Support
>
>
>
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