SEASONS GREETINGS!
(Legally Speaking!)
Please accept with no obligation, implied or
implicit, our best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially
responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the
winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable
traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of
your choice, with
respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of
others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions
at all . . . and a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling, and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of
the generally
accepted calendar year 2004, but not without due
respect for the
calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society
have helped make America great, (not to imply that
America is
necessarily greater than any other country or is the
only "AMERICA" in
the western hemisphere), and without regard to the
race, creed, color,
age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of
computer platform, or
sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these
terms. This greeting
is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is
freely transferable
with no alteration to the original greeting. It
implies no promise by
the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes
for her/himself or
others, and is void where prohibited by law. It is
also revocable at the
sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within
the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one
year, or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever
comes first, and
warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or
issuance of a new
wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. The
wishee further agrees to
hold harmless and indemnify the wisher, along with
its heirs, assigns,
officers, directors, shareholders and other persons
not mentioned in
this list, and their dogs . . .
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recipient please
contact the sender and delete all copies.
Of course, if all I sent was a silly joke, then
don't worry about the
confidentiality thing.
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