Before I go no mail I might add one thing they missed here...

Should you have any installation difficulties or you  have any questions
concerning your packet, Please call or toll free Technical Support Hotline
24 hours a day, 7 days a week. They will be happy to assist you. Just call
888-888-8888.


*Hmmm OK I have questions let's see that is 888-888-8888

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ring, ring ring, ring ring, click.
Welcome to Craft-O-Matic  Adjustable Subscription Cancellation Unit's
hotline. We are experiencing  higher than normal calls due to our over
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yourself, please go to our web site at www.Craft-O-Matic  Adjustable
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and simply enter your ID, password, date of birth, social security number,
mother's maiden name, father's mother's maiden name, your pet's name
and  blood type, whether you are democrat or Republican or Independent  and
then simply answer the questions prompted upon entry. Be  sure to have the
Proof of Purchase  handy when calling which contains a series of
unspecified numbers which serves as your customer identification code, your
Support Team Representative will help you identify which numbers are your
code.  . Be sure to mail in your Proof of Purchase prior to dialing
Technical support  so proper registration is credited and they can verify
with whom they are speaking. If you'd like to talk to a representative
personally please stay on the line and a representative will be with you in
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*Hmmm. OK press five then... beep...

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