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Literary perversions... read in the local conservative newspaper today
that 1) Medicare provides Viagra to sex offenders but not to non-sex
offenders, and 2) that some dinkhead was exposed and playing w/ himself
in the children's section of our local Borders, all of it caught on
video tape. I'll never be able to read about Winnie there again! But
what I liked most was the guy that beat his wife then chained her to a
wall in the basement where she had to put up with two pet leopards. Dogs
are hassle enough, th eleopards it turned out were illegal. I know that
none of this has to do w/ histo presto other than in a widely
diversionary manner.
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Met History wrote:
> saw a flyer pasted all over the west side yesterday
>
> "Lost - child's favorite toy! Please help find Piglet, who was lost
> somewhere on Broadway between 82nd and 78th - my boy is inconsolable."
> so i was thinking, i could go out and find Piglet, and then call the
> number and ask for Timmy:
>
> Timmy: he-wo?
> Me. Timmy. It's me. Piglet.
> T: PIGWET!!!
> M: Quiet, Timmy! Some men are holding me in a dark basement and I'm
> tied up. One of them has a white face, and says his name is Michael.
> T: PIGWET!!!
> Me: Timmy, they are making me touch their private parts.
> T: NWO-O-O-O!!
> Me: Timmy, listen carefully. Go to your mother's wallet and read me
> her credit card numbers and her passwords.
> T: O-KWAY....
> Me: And Timmy, don't say a word of this to your mother, or they
> say they are going to chop Piglet up into little pieces and send one
> to you every week.
>
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To terminate puerile preservation prattling among pals and the
uncoffee-ed, or to change your settings, go to:
<http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/bullamanka-pinheads.html>
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