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Reply To: | This isn`t an orifice, it`s help with fluorescent lighting. |
Date: | Thu, 18 Dec 2003 09:24:51 -0500 |
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Advaniism
U have 2 cows. U dont milk them. U worship them.
Chandrababuiism
U have 2 cows in vijayawada. U hook them 2 internet and milk them from
hyderabad.
Jayalalithaism
U have 2 cows. U teach them 2 cry, "ammaaaaaaaaaa>>" and fall at ur feet.
Karunanidhiism
U have 2 cows. U give one 2 ur son and the other 2 ur nephew.
Gandhiism
U have 2 cows. But u drink goat’s milk.
indiraiism
U have 2 bullss. U adamantly consider them as cows.
Lalooiism
U have 2 cows. U buy Rs. 900 crore worth of cattlefeed for them.
Rajnikantiism
U have 2 cows. U throw them into air and catch their milk in ur mouth.
Rajiviism
U have 2 cows. U paint them both 2 get colourful milk.
Thakreyissm
U have 2 cows. U feed them only saffron flowers.
Vajpayeesiim
U have 2 cows. U distribute the milk among ur partners and eat cattlefield.
Veerappaniism
U have 2 cows. U take over a reserved forest to feed them.
Azhariism
U have only 1 cow. U take money from bookies 2 maintain it.
Bushism
U have many cows as u like. U preach 2 others not to have any.
Clintonism
U have 2 cows, but u, milk ur neighbour’s cows.
Musharrafism
Nawaz shariff has 2 cows. Take them over.
Osamaism
U have 2 cows. U convert them into biological weapons.
Talibanism
U have 2 cows. U put them in purdah.
UNism
U have 2 cows. U dont milk them; u only lecture to them.
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