What Should You do When You Meet a Blind Person

1. If you're in a bar and she's really cute, buy her a drink.
2. If he's your landlord pay the rent on time.
3. If she's your boss, suck up.
4. If he's your teacher, do your homework.
5. If she's looking for a job, check her references
6. If he's on the jury, sound convincing
7. If she's on the jury and you're up for the death penalty, pray.
8. If he's your chiropractor, lie down.
9. If she's your coach, get up and run.
10. If he's your father and you want a new car, be good
11. If she's your wife, remember her birthday.
12. If he's your minister, give generously.
13. If she's your rabbi, volunteer. For anything.
14. If he's on the school board tell him your ideas.
15. If she's a politician, tell her your demands.
16. If he's your therapist, tell him your dreams.
17. If she s your accountant, tell her your goals.
18. If he's your landlord, pay the rent on time.
19. If she's your landlord and you fall on the ice on the unshoveled walk
in front of your building, sue her.
20. If he's your landlord and you fall on the ice on the unshoveled walk in
front of your building and you are illegally subletting a rent-controlled
apartment in New York, kiss his feet.


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