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My daughter sent me this and I tried it. See below for what it pulls up and
enjoy a good laugh.
Go to the google search engine site (google.com) and type in "weapons of mass
destruction" and hit the "i'm feeling lucky bar" ...
Results:
These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed
The weapons you are looking for are currently unavailable. The country might
be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your weapons
inspectors mandate.
Please try the following:
Click the Regime change button, or try again later.
If you are George Bush and typed the country's name in the address bar, make
sure that it is spelled correctly. (IRAQ).
To check your weapons inspector settings, click the UN menu, and then click
Weapons Inspector Options. On the Security Council tab, click Consensus. The
settings should match those provided by your government or NATO.
If the Security Council has enabled it, The United States of America can
examine your country and automatically discover Weapons of Mass Destruction.
If you would like to use the CIA to try and discover them,
click Detect weapons
Some countries require 128 thousand troops to liberate them. Click the Panic
menu and then click About U.S foreign policy to determine what regime they
will install.
If you are an Old European Country trying to protect your interests, make
sure your options are left wide open as long as possible. Click the Tools menu,
and then click on League of Nations. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Head in
the Sand section and check settings for your exports to Iraq.
Click the Bomb button if you are Donald Rumsfeld.
Cannot find weapons or CIA Error
Iraqi Explorer
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