mag, this is a good one.  gotta get off as my hands
are protesting again.

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> Four men, an Engineer, an Accountant, a Chemist and
> a Government Worker were
> bragging about how smart their dogs were.
>
> To show off, the Engineer called to his dog and
> said, "T-square, do your
> stuff."
>
> T- square trotted over to a desk, took out some
> paper and a pen and promptly
> drew a circle, a square and a triangle. Everyone
> agreed that was pretty smart.
> But the Accountant said his dog could do better. He
> called his dog and said,
> "Slide Rule, do your stuff."
>
> Slide Rule went out into the kitchen and returned
> with a dozen cookies. He
> divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each.
> Everyone agreed that was
> good. But the Chemist said his dog could do better.
> He called his dog and said,
> "Measure, do your stuff."
>
> Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out
> a quart of milk, got a 10
> ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8
> ounces without spilling a
> drop. Everyone agreed that was good. Then the three
> men turned to the
> Government Worker and said, "What can your dog do?"
>
> The Government Worker called to his dog and said,
> "Coffee Break, do your
> stuff."
>
> Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies,
> drank the milk, dumped on
> the paper, barked at the other three dogs, claimed
> he injured his back while
> doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe
> working conditions, put in for
> Worker's Compensation and went home on sick leave!
>
>
>
>
>
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