enjoy this! And if it's been awhile, let me know how you are!
Tamar Magenta Raine
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Oakland Mayor's Commission on People with disabilities
> [Original Message]
> From: Gene Tomlinson <[log in to unmask]>
> To: Multiple recipients of list <[log in to unmask]>
> Date: 4/21/2004 9:11:45 PM
> Subject: [joan-list] Installing Love
>
>
>
> >>
> >> INSTALLING LOVE
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you?
> >>
> >> Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love.
> >>
> >> Can you guide me through the process?
> >>
> >> Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
> >>
> >> Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready.
> >>
> >> What do I do first?
> >>
> >> Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart.
> >>
> >> Have you located your Heart?
> >>
> >> Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now.
> >>
> >> Is it okay to install Love while they are running?
> >>
> >> Tech Support: What programs are running?
> >>
> >> Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and
> >>
> >> Resentment running right now.
> >>
> >> Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually delete Past Hurt from
your
> >>
> >> current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but
it
> >>
> >> will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override
> >>
> >> Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem.
> >>
> >> However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment.
> >>
> >> Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed.
> >>
> >> Can you turn those off?
> >>
> >> Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
> >>
> >> Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke
Forgiveness.
> >>
> >> Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment
> >>
> >> have been completely deleted.
> >>
> >> Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that
normal?
> >>
> >> Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program.
> >>
> >> You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the
upgrades.
> >>
> >> Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error -
Program
> >>
> >> not run on external components". What should I do?
> >>
> >> Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to
run
> >>
> >> on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart.
> >>
> >> In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself
before
> >>
> >> you can Love others.
> >>
> >> Customer: So, what should I do?
> >>
> >> Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following
files:
> >>
> >> Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge Your Limitations.
> >>
> >> Customer: Okay, done.
> >>
> >> Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system
will
> >>
> >> overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming.
> >>
> >> Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories
and
> >>
> >> empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone
> >>
> >> and never comes back.
> >>
> >> Customer: Got it. Hey! My Heart is filling up with new files.
> >>
> >> Smile is playing on my monitor and
> >>
> >> Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over my Heart.
> >>
> >> Is this normal?
> >>
> >> Tech Support: Sometimes. For others, it takes awhile, but
> >>
> >> eventually they get it at the proper time. So, Love is installed and
running.
> >>
> >> One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware.
> >>
> >> Be sure to give it and its various components to everyone you meet.
> >>
> >> They will in turn, share it with others and return some cool
components back to you.
> >>
> >> Customer: Thank you, God.
> >>
> >> -- Author Unknown
> >>
> >>
>
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