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Beth T. the OT

  Subject: 2002's best headlines



  The Years Best (Actual) Headlines of 2002

  1. Crack Found on Governors Daughter
  2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
  3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
  4. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
  5. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
  6. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
  7. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
  8. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
  9. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
  10. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
  11. War Dims Hope for Peace
  12. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
  13. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
  14. Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
  15. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
  16. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
  17. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
  18. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
  19. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
  20. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
  21. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
  22. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors