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Ken is still hiding?
hehehe
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From: St. John's University Cerebral Palsy List
[mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Kathy Salkin
Sent: Friday, July 12, 2002 14:09
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Subject: Speaking of Men and Women...
A rebuttal to Ken's earlier joke about 'sensitive men:'
'Sensitive' Women - Female Comebacks:
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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