You just ain't right man, you just ain't right.


Beth T.


Subject: Fwd: Fw: Dear Tide


i think this was sorta funny


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    Dear Tide:

    I'm writing to say what an excellent product
 you  have. I've used it since the beginning of
 married life, when my mom told me it was the best.
 In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red
 wine on my new white blouse. My husband started to
 berate me about my drinking problem. One thing
 led to another and I ended up with a lot of his
 blood on my white blouse as well.

 I tried to get the stain out using a bargain
detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.
  After a quick trip out to the liquor store, I
  stopped
  and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach
  alternative, and all of the stains came out!

 They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA
 tests were negative!
 I thank you, once again, for a great product.

 Well, got go. I have to write a letter to the
 Hefty bag people.



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