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Gross, but it got a laugh out of me!
Kat
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From: "Barber, Kenneth L." <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Friday, September 13, 2002 6:44 AM
Subject: FW: Surprise !
> Again from a lady friend.
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> You'll love this one -- especially you ladies.
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> A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures
> alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately.
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> When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face
> closer to hers.
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> When he does she begins to gently caress his full beard.
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> "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
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> "Actually, no," the man replied."
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> "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him" she says, running her
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> "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can
do?"
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> "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, running
> her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of
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> fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
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> "What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.
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> "Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or
> papertowels in the ladies room
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