i really like number 3, deri.

-----Original Message-----
From: Deri James
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Sent: 10/8/2002 5:07 PM
Subject: Re: You might CP if....

On Tuesday 08 October 2002 17:21, BG Greer, PhD wrote:
> In the name of real sick humor, we might start our own list of you
> might be CP if..
>
> For example,
>
> 1. You might be CP if you have been ticketed for public
> intoxication four times and you're a teetotaler.
>
> Ken, Kat, Kyle: Ya'll are next
>
> 2.
>
> Bobby


2. You might be CP if you have a a 5 minute conversation in French, at
the end of which the French person replies, in perfect english, "I'm
terribly sorry I can't understand - it must be your Welsh accent".
(It has happened!!).

3. You might be CP if you beat eggs better than the electric whisk.

Cheers

Deri