I don't know who originally wrote this but I thought i should shere it with
you:-)
Momodou
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
MOHAMMED SAEED AL SAHHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a
complete fabrication. We do not
even have a chicken.
GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We
just want to know if the
chicken is on our side of the road or not. The
chicken is either for us or
against us. There is no middle ground.
COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see
the satellite image of the
chicken crossing the road.
TONY BLAIR
I agree with George.
HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we
have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed
I've not been told.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envisage a world where all chickens will be free to
cross roads without
having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and
that was good enough.
OPRAH
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be
listening to the chicken
tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of
how it experienced a
serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish
its dream of crossing the
road.
JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
together - in peace.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.
RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?
SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the
chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay
eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your checkbook - and
internet explorer is an
integral part of eChicken.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the
road move beneath the
chicken?
BILL CLINTON
What is your definition of chicken?
THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the
chicken THOU SHALT CROSS
THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and
there was rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?
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