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> Date: Wed, 4 Dec 2002 17:41:26 EST
> Subject: isnt it strange?
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> Now, isn't it strange that the two snipers recently
> captured in the DC,
> Virginia, Maryland area are Muslim?
>
> Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the
> following Multiple
> Choice test. (The events are actual cuts from past
> history. They
> actually happened! Do you remember?)
>
> 1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were
> kidnapped and
> massacred
> by:
> a. Olga Corbitt
> b. Sitting Bull
> c. Arnold Schwartzeneger
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
> 17 and 40
>
> 2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over
> by:
> a. Lost Norwegians
> b. Elvis
> c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
> 17 and 40.
>
> 3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were
> kidnapped in Lebanon
> by:
> a. John Dillinger
> b. The King of Sweden
> c. The Boy Scouts
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
> 17 and 40
>
> 4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was
> blown up by:
> a. A pizza delivery boy
> b. Pee Wee Herman
> c. Geraldo Rivera
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
> 17 and 40
>
> 5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was
> hijacked and a 70 year old
> American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard
> in his wheelchair
> by:
> a. The Smurfs
> b. Davy Jones
> c. The Little Mermaid
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
> 17 and 40
>
> 6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens,
> and a U.S. Navy diver
> trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
> a. Captain Kid
> b. Charles Lindbergh
> c. Mother Teresa
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
> 17 and 40
>
> 7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
> a. Scooby Doo
> b. The Tooth Fairy
> c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
> 17 and 40
>
> 8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the
> first time by:
> a. Richard Simmons
> b. Grandma Moses
> c. Michael Jordan
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
> 17 and 40
>
> 9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania
> were bombed by:
> a. Mr. Rogers
> b. Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's
> women problems
> c. The World Wrestling Federation
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
> 17 and 40
>
> 10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two
> were used as missiles
> to take out the World Trade Center and of the
> remaining two, one
> crashed
> into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted to a
> crash by the
> passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
> a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer
> Fudd
> b. The Supreme Court of Florida
> c. Mr. Bean
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
> 17 and 40
>
> 11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in
> Afghanistan against:
> a. Enron
> b. The Lutheran Church
> c. The NFL
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
> 17 and 40
>
> 12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and
> murdered by:
> a. Bonny and Clyde
> b. Captain Kangaroo
> c. Billy Graham
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
> 17 and 40
>
> Nope, .........I really don't see a pattern here to
> justify profiling,
> do you?
> So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone,
> particularly fanatics
> intent on killing us, airport security screeners
> will no longer be
> allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct
> random searches of
> 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with
> proper
> identification, Secret Service agents who are
> members of the
> President's
> security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal
> hips, and Medal of
> Honor winning former Governors.
> As the writer of the award winning story Forest Gump
> so aptly put it,
> "Stupid is as stupid does!"
> Let's send this to as many people as we can so that
> the Gloria Aldreds
> and other dunder-headed attorneys, along with
> Federal Justices that
> want
> to thwart common sense, feel doubly ashamed of
> themselves.
>


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