Bobby:

Why are there so few psychologist jokes?   I'll have to work on that.
BOB

At 02:40 AM 3/10/2003, Magenta Raine <[log in to unmask]>wrote:
> From brainyhumor.com
>
>A young couple who were engaged to be married were killed in a car accident.
>Upon arriving together at the Pearly Gates, the young woman asked St. Peter
>if they could get married in heaven. St. Peter mulled it over for a little
>bit, then told them he would get back to them.
>
>Six weeks later, St. Peter tells the couple the good news. "I finally found a
>preacher up here and he says he'd be happy to marry you!" he tells the
>couple.
>
>They are overjoyed and start thanking St. Peter. Then the young man asks St.
>Peter: "Look, if it doesn't work out, would we be able to get a divorce?"
>
>St. Peter turns beet red. "A divorce? It took me six weeks just to find a
>preacher up here!! What makes you think I'll EVER be able to find a
>lawyer?!?!?"
>
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