So do i.

I have struggle 15 minutes trying to open a pack of crackers that my wife
sent in for part of my lunch without opening it first. Ouch.

-----Original Message-----
From: Kathy Salkin [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Wednesday, October 23, 2002 1:04 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: A Darwin Awards Candidate from GA

Thought you'd like it. :-)  There's more on http://www.darwinawards.com

One that really made me laugh was the Romanian idiot who put his ear down to
the track to hear if a train was coming. It did, too late for him. Yeah, I
know I've got a sick sense of humour!

Candidates for the awards qualify on the basis of the ability to take their
genes out of the pool or keep from breeding further generations of idiots a
la
Darwin's survival of the fittest.

Kat

On Wed, 23 Oct 2002 12:58:13 -0400 "Barber, Kenneth L." <[log in to unmask]>
wrote:

> This is hillarious, I'll be sending it out to
> some friends. I hate to say it
> but, I know some "good ole boys" that this
> would fit.