I went to the store the other day and was only in there for about 5
minutes.

   When I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a
break?'

   He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
pencil necked nazi.

   He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald
tires!! So I called him a horse shit.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes,

   the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

   I didn't give a damn.

   My car was parked around the corner.