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From:
Kathy Salkin <[log in to unmask]>
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St. John's University Cerebral Palsy List
Date:
Thu, 29 Aug 2002 13:09:46 -0400
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You mean the worst pickup lines?  Well most of them were extremely
forgettable, but I can think of a memorably horrible one:

"Hi there, little girl, wanna go with Big Daddy?"(really said to me at a
country music club.  The guy was a big one - 6'3" I think and I'm 5'0") I was
NOT impressed.  I think I stomped on his foot and stormed off.


Kat


On Thu, 29 Aug 2002 12:59:14 -0400 "Barber, Kenneth L." <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

> Okay kat, give us a "best of kat" joke.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Kathy Salkin
> [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
> Sent: Thursday, August 29, 2002 12:54 PM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Re: jokes from cp people
>
> LOL... Better than a lot of pickup lines I've
> heard in my day...
>
> Kat
>
>
> On Thu, 29 Aug 2002 12:38:18 EDT "BG Greer,
> PhD"  wrote:
>
> > Well, I could only find 5. Here they are:
> >
> >
> >             Best Pick-up Lines if You have
> > Cerebral Palsy
> >
> > 1. Wait until you see my voluntary moves.
> >
> > 2. Just hold your hand still right there,
> > I’ll do the rest.
> >
> > 3. Want to see my Babinski, baby?
> >
> > 4 You are really not that good looking, I
> drool
> > all the time.
> >
> > 5. You want to see if I am spastic all over?
> >
>

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