...but I'm going to subject you to MY favorite second grade joke anyway.

Hello, friends. I'm coming to you today from the B-P web interface, since
my corporate email system will not allow me to communicate with you. Here's
the last message that I tried to send, that also got blocked...but this
time I saved a text version of it before I sent it, so I could share it
with you through this most nefarious of means--

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OK, I think I've figured this one out. What was once an innocent second-
grade world [intenional use of world, not a typo of word] has now become
an "offensive term." Let's see what happens...I am going to reconstruct my
original post (the original text was deleted by the robot censor) using a
hyphen to break up what I believe infuriated a machine that cannot parse
the many many different meanings a single word can have in the English
language:

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Drew Diaz
> Sent: Thursday, February 27, 2003 11:17 AM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Re: That's baloney about the architect getting sick
> under theleaky gutter....
>
>
> and then there's my favorite 2nd grade joke

OK, respond with "crack-er" after each question:

"What did you have for breakfast?"

==> ***

"What did you have for lunch?"

==> ***

"What did you have for dinner?"

==> ***

"What did you do to your teacher?

==> ***

Bwaaaahahahahaha.

That one earned me a crack up side the head from the nun standing behind me
on the playground when I told it.

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Dan Becker,  Exec. Dir.    "Oh joy!  Rapture!  Now
Raleigh Historic            I have a brain!"
Districts Commission                   - Scarecrow
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919/890-3678

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