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Date: | Fri, 5 Jul 2002 11:17:08 -0400 |
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good morning and enjoy this.
A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot for "parking." He sees a
couple in a car, with the interior light on. He gets closer to the car and
sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine and a young
woman on the rear seat, knitting.
Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and knocks on
the window. The young man lowers his window.
-Yes, officer?
-What are you doing?
-Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine...
Pointing towards the young woman, the cop says:
-And her, what is she doing?
The young man shrugs:
-I believe she's knitting a pullover...
The cop is totally confused. A young couple alone in a car at night . . .
and nothing obscene is happening.
-What's your age, young man?
-I'm 25, sir...
-And her, what's her age?
The young man looks at his watch and says:
-She'll be 18 in 20 minutes.
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