1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail
on the way back to bed.

YEP.


8. You start using smilies in snail mail.

YEP.


> 9. Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours. You start
> to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access
> number.
>
YEP.

> 12. You start introducing yourself as "JohnDoe at AOL dot com."
>
YEP.


> 16. You check your e-mail. It says "No new messages." So you check it again.
>
YEP.

>
> 18. You don't know what sex three of your closest friends are because they
> have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.
>
YEAH, RIGHT.

> 21. You get up at 4:45 am and login so you can use the computer before your
> husband gets up and hogs it for the rest of the day!
>
       HUSBAND? HUH, WHAT'S A HUSBAND? WHO NEEDS A HUSBAND? ;->

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