A terrier, a doberman, and a bulldog all walk into a bar and take a seat. A
female collie then walks in.
The collie says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese the most creatively, can
be mine."
So the bulldog says, "I love liver and cheese!"
The collie shrugs and says "Sorry, not good enough."
The doberman says "I hate liver and cheese!" The collie says, "No, not
creative enough."
Then the terrier says, "Liver alone, cheese mine!"
found on brainyhumor.com
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