Great one, Bobby! Sure as hell didn't see that coming!
-----Original Message-----
From: BG Greer, PhD [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Tuesday, September 03, 2002 3:10 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Drunk joke
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
standing
in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it's three o'clock in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?," asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?," she asks.
"No, I did not! It's three in the morning and it's pouring out!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. Can't you remember
about three months ago when we broke down
and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and
you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
pounding
rain. He calls out into the dark,
"Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?"
"Yes, please!."
"Where are you?," asks the husband. "Over here on the swing!,"
replies the drunk.
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