Just to lighten up things a bit -

Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned

~No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

~When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

~If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second
person.

~Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.

~You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

~Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.

~Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

~Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic-tac.

~Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.

~School lunches stick to the wall.

~You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

~Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. No matter how cute the
underwear is.