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Take more than this to roust this brit today, went to a Tapas Bar last
night with a perpetual free beer ticket - awesome - not usually
partial to Spanish beer but after the 3rd 30oz bottle I started to
get a taste - today has been a long day.
There's a version of thie story where the reason the chicken didn't
thaw is 'cos a cat crawled into the chicken cannon whilst the
scientists took lunch waiting for the chicken to thaw!!
See:-
<http://www.snopes2.com/science/cannon.htm>
Cheers
Deri
On Thursday 13 Jun 2002 11:41 am, Barber, Kenneth L. wrote:
> i have to post this to try to roust out my favorite brit, Deri.
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> Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist:
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> TRUE STORY:
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> Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens
> at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space
> shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to
> simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to
> test the strength of the windshields.
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> British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on
> the windshields of their new high-speed trains.
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> Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the British
> engineers.
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> When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken
> hurtled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield,
> smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console,
> snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded itself in the
> back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow.
>
> The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results of the
> experiment, along with the designs of the windshield, and begged
> the US scientists for suggestions.
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> NASA responded with a one-line memo:
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> Thaw the chicken.
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