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"Bobby G. Greer, Ph. D." <[log in to unmask]>
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St. John's University Cerebral Palsy List
Date:
Wed, 27 Mar 2002 11:56:47 EST
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Saving the Easter Bunny

A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny
hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting
the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car
and was hit. The basket  of eggs went flying all over the place.
The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animallover, pulled over to
the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny
carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead. The
driver felt guilty and began to cry.

A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying
on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked
the man what was wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and
killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me.
What should I do?" The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly
what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked
over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto
the little furry animal.
Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the
spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down
the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and
hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved,
hopped another 50 yards and waved again!
The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in
your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?" The
woman turned the can around so that the man could read the
label.   It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds
>permanent wave."

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