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I thought this was SO funny! Just had to send it to the group. Kat
> THE BEST DRINKING STORY EVER From the state where drinking and driving is
> considered a sport, comes a true story from Houston, Texas.
>
> Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood bar.
> Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so
intoxicated
> that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a
few
> minutes with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity
> and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find
his
> own car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of
> other patrons left the bar and drove off.
>
> Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a dry
> night), flicked the hazard flasher on and off, tooted the horn and then
> switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches,
reversed
> a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as more
patrons
> left in their vehicles. At last he pulled out of the parking lot and
started
> to drive slowly down the street.
>
> The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up
his
> patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and
> carried out a Breathalyzer test. To his amazement the Breathalyzer
indicated
> no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!
> Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the
> Police station this Breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
>
> "I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy."
>
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