Someone sent this to Joyce. (Deri, Kat and Kyle) I copied and pasted to avoid
any Bill Gatesism!

Bobby
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It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one
minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional
5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.




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   My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's
97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.




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    The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy
breathing again.


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    I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a
pound. Apparently you have to show up.




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    I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what
I'm doing.




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    I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.




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    I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.




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    The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.




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    If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.




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And last but not least:


    I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.




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    You could run this over to your friends but why not just e-mail it to
them!