LOL, Ken. Very funny! What is it Homer Simpson says? "It's funny because it's so true!"
I'm not offended. Send more. :-)
Yvonne
>>> [log in to unmask] 03/19/02 11:56AM >>>
oh, heck thouw caution to the wind.
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know
which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and
see how each of them spends it.
The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the
money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure,
the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could
look pretty for you, because I love you so much."
The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player,
a television and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says,
"I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you
so much."
The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock
market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man
and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest
of the money for our future because I love you so much."
The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent
the money. He finally decided to marry the one with the biggest
tits.
-----Original Message-----
From: Barber, Kenneth L. [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Tuesday, March 19, 2002 11:52 AM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: a profane retort to Ken's '3 women' joke of last week
thats okay, do you think the group especially the ladies would not take
offense?
-----Original Message-----
From: Cleveland, Kyle E. [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Tuesday, March 19, 2002 11:46 AM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: a profane retort to Ken's '3 women' joke of last week
Man, I am sorry Ken! I didn't look at the "To" box and just figured 'twas a
C-PALSY thang. I wouldn't send it out unless someone asks for it, as it was
directed personally to Bobby and myslef. Still, it was too funny! Nothing
like a good bawdy joke to get your day going. Sorry I let the "cat" out of
the bag <g>.
-Kyle
-----Original Message-----
From: Barber, Kenneth L. [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Tuesday, March 19, 2002 6:27 AM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: a profane retort to Ken's '3 women' joke of last week
well, kyle, i sent that joke to you and bobby only offlist or at least i
thought it was off list, now, since it has been refered to, i must think
about sending it to the list, so that everyone will know what you were
replying to. if i send it i'll warn about it being just a tiny bit off
color.
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